well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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