were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
