He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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