tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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