What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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