Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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