Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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