Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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