BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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