weddingsv make me drug and hornr
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I cut my penus on the lid.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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