did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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