awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
