When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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