I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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