found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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