Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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