i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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