Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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