and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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