# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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