"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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