Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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