everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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