Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
God I need to hump something, right now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
