if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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