There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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