More tranny stories later!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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