Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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