i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My hand turned me down
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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