love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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