It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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