Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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