Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize