he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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