this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
This baby is an asshole
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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