she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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