whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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