it wasn't lemon gatorade
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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