Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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