i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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