that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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