Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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