it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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