so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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