We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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