i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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