Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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