operation harelip BJ is a go
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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