is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
