How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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