she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Randomize
