Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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