p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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