She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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