Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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