So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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