He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
there's paper in my vomit.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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